Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we made out on top of his cat.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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