Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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