I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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