honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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