I think my vagina is haunted
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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