I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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