What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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