why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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