the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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