how can u be prego again
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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