god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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