After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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