we're blogging at a bar
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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