alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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