I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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