woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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