stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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