we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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