Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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