So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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