Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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