Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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