so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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