If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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