His hands were made for my vagina.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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