I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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