He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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