So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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