I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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