We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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