no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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