I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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