I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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