Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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