I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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