There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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