im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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