So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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