apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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