she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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