Have you finally orgasmed yet?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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