We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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