Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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