physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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