Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You can make out without kissing
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