just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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