Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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