WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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