dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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