with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
being pregnant is like rehab
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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